Clay Aiken Likely Dumped By His Record Label! Filed under: Music Minute > Clay Aiken

The end is near for our dear Clay Aiken! At least so far as his contract with RCA goes.

The label has been removing the Gayken from their roster little by little, with the deletion of his official RCA message board and press materials from the RCA website. Nor was he present at the opening of the American Idol Experience at Disney World.

The only thing missing is an official announcement from RCA!

The Claymates must be weeping into their various Gayken merchandise!

But we've got a feeling he'll land on his his feet like a twinkly glitter pussy and be A-OK.

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On Monday, news broke that Heroes stars Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere broke up because their 'lifestyles' weren't compatible with one another.

Well, the Chicago Sun Times is reporting another take on Hayden and Milo's demise:

Word has it, the split between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia was caused by a pregnancy scare. The test proved negative but apparently caused friction that sparked the breakup.

Interesting!

So, which one freaked out about possibly becoming a parent?

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Separated At Birth Filed under: Separated At Birth > Lady Gaga

Left: Suzane Somers, circa Three's Company. Right: Lady GaGa in London on Wednesday.

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Piven To Pay The Piper - Hearing Coming Up! Filed under: Broadway Babies > Legal Matters > Jeremy Piven

As we mentioned last month, the producers of Speed the Plow officially filed a grievance with the Broadway thesps' union, Actor's Equity, following Jeremy Piven's mercury-induced departure from the show.

Guess they don't buy into that "mercury poisoning" too much.

Now, Actors’ Equity will finally hold a hearing on February 26th for the grievance filed against Piven by the show's producers.

Both sides are expected to present their cases in the closed hearing, though we doubt Piven will actually show up. He'll probably just have his lawyers do it all for him.

A rep for Actors’ Equity said its grievance committee could probably resolve the complaint the same day or in a few more meetings.

Or the two sides could also pursue arbitration.

Either way, someone is going to end up losing!

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From Katy Perry's Sick Bed Filed under: Anglophilia > When Celebrities Blog > Katy Perry

As we mentioned on Wednesday, a super sick Katy Perry made her way to the Brit Awards yesterday and picked up the Best International Female award.

Yay!

But, immediately after picking up her award from Lionel Richie, she puked backstage.

Eeeks!

Miz Perry found the strength to take to her blog on Thursday to say thanks to the Brits again and give us all an update on her sicky poo-ness:

somebody open a freaking window. It smells like death in here. Oh my gawd. I’m am SO happy… I’ve won a BRIT. That’s like being knighted practically! Maybe even better. Thank you. Didn’t espect THAT! I just thought I’d show up in my ridiculous hello kitty top and get worse dressed and leave I can’t tell you how bad I feel right now. Last night I was sweatin it out (ew t.m.i.) but yeah, lets just say this kitty does not look so pretty right now. Let’s see… we have the vick’s vapo rub (always a must) and thera flu… a zpack… cold wash clothes on standby and tons of water. I have the doctor on speed dial if the fever gets over 101/102. I thought I was invincible and then my body decides to show me other wise. I’m stuck in bed for the next couple of days as I should be. Im upset because Top Shop is right around the corner and I can’t move outta my sweat bed. Fucking flu. I guess we are all human. I can’t wait to come back to the brits next year… and not puke. For the moments I was there it was one of the coolest things I’ve ever been to. I saw Katie from the ting tings back stage and lil’ boots! I wanted to embrace them all but I said back off… you don’t want the chills! ha. Anyway I’m gonna go back to sweatsville and try and sleep it off some more… I gotta get better, I’m starting tour on Sunday here… so say a little prayer if you think of it. I should prolly open a window too… I love you London. You’ve been so good to me.
p.s. if you wanna buy this amazingness… it’s for a great cause!
i swear you won’t get sick you’ll look sick though…

Get all better soon, Katy!

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Completely Gratuitous Filed under: Anglophilia > Yummy Yummy Screw > Will Young

The always dreamy Will Young made an appearance at the Brit Awards in London on Wednesday.

Is he still single?????

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SIGHting Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson Spotted: Robert Pattinson enjoying some pre-Oscar fun at Ye Coach and Horses British pub in Los Angeles on Wednesday night with some friends.

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Aubrey O'Day Watches Porn With Her Parents!!! Breaks Up With Boyfriend After Discovering He Did Foot Fetish Porn!!!!!!! Filed under: Playboy > Aubrey O'Day

Leave it to Aubrey O'Day to remind you just what it means to be t-r-a-s-h-y.

And that's why we love her!

The fired girl bad member called in today to DC's The Junkies radio show to promote her Playboy feature, and she had some very interesting news to share.

When the hosts asked her about dating pro poker player David Williams, she admitted the relationship did take place, but it seems she quickly ended things after finding out an interesting secret from his past.

Turns out one of Aubrey's ex-boyfriends called her to let her know that Williams had been in a porno a few years back. A foot fetish porno!

So, that night, when she got back home from a flight, O'Day rushed to the computer - with her family! - to check it out. Seriously. Aubrey said she looked it up online and watched the foot fetish porn with her mom and dad - and couldn't believe it.

We can't believe she'd watch porn with her parents.

Ewwww!!!

After not being able to get over the whole foot fetish porno thingy, she called off the relationship shortly after.

Why did her ex know about this foot fetish porno? Inneresting.

CLICK HERE to listen to the hilarious 3 minute clip.

And some online poking has resulted in finding out that Williams was apparently in a "granny foot fetish" video. Ewww.

CLICK HERE to view a clip from the vid, safe to view at work. He's apparently with some exhibitionist from another porn site.

LOL-licious!

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Cokate Versus Crazy Eyes Crusie: Let The Games Begin! Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Moss > Celebrity Feuds > Fashion Smashion > Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes

If you're not cutting the right kind of line, then Kate Moss doesn't know who you are!

Even if you're Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

Although the incident occurred a year ago, the offense still burns in Cokate's brain. Which is saying a lot because she usually can't remember what happened the night before.

Says Moss, of her unpleasant run-in with TomKat at the Met Costume Institute Gala last May:

"…we stood in line for an hour or something to say hello to the meet and greet in the receiving line. Donatella is in front of us, and Francesco Clemente was behind us with his wife, who I knew from back in the day. And we’re going, I can’t believe this. You can’t smoke. You can’t have a drink.

When we got to the receiving line, this lady came up and said, "We’re sorry, they’ve all gone to their tables." We were like, What? Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, Who the fuck are they? They’re not even in fashion!

If we were Crazy Eyes Cruise, we'd be sure not to cross a smoke-and-drink deprived Cokate. An hour without a vice is like an eternity for her!

TomKat best avoid this year's Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs ball hosted by Miss Moss. Bitch will cut them with a credit card faster than Tommy can scream "Harder, Xenu!"

What the Devil Wants, the Devil Will Surely Get Filed under: Justin Timberlake > Media Minute > Anna Wintour > Katy Perry

An eveasdropper at the William Rast fashion show on Monday in the NYC picked up some good juice!

Backstage, Vogue editor Anna Wintour was overheard asking her daughter Bee, "Who is that singer who talks about kissing girls?"

That's Katy Perry! Duh.

Well, after Bee gave mom the name, the devil went up to William Rast mastermind Justin Timberlake and said that he and Katy should do a spread together for an upcoming issue.

Justin and Katy in Vogue would be hot!

If they know what's good for them, they surely wouldn't turn the devil down, right?

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We hope we're this actuve at 92-years old!

Hollywood legend Kirk Douglasis set to do the one-man-show, Before I Forget, in Los Angeles, March 6, 8, 13 and 15th at the venue named after him, the Kirk Douglas Theatre.

The Oscar nominated thesp, and father of actor Michael, said he's made a career of playing "sons of bitches".

Will this new role be just as feisty as his others?

Go get 'em, Kirk!

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"Student Arrested For Classroom Texting
Wisconsin girl, 14, nabbed after refusing to stop messaging
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Just As Rare As Victoria Beckham Smiling! Filed under: Anglophilia > Coldplay

We're sure cosmetic dentists around the world would love to get their hands on his chompers!

Coldplay's Chris Martin grins from ear-to-ear in London on Wednesday night.

Why so damn happy????

Earlier that evening, the band went home empty-handed at the Brit Awards. They had been nominated for four awards.

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Supertot Playdate Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Gwen Stefani > David Beckham


Kingston Rossdale sure loves his playdates.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's son can usually be spotted at the park. With his nanny, of course, and sometimes with his parents.

On Wednesday, little Kingston had a special playdate at a Beverly Hills park.

The adorable tot, dressed in a dragon outfit, was hanging out with Romeo and Brooklyn Beckham.

You knew it was only a matter of time before those two started partying playing together.

Older brother Brooklyn played nearby as Romeo and Kingston hung out and shared some snacks.

No sight of the adorable Cruz Beckham, though.

And although we agree kids should have fun in the park, we kind of don't like the idea of having Kingston running around the place barefoot, do U?

Update: Cruz was there too!

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Guess The Celeb! Filed under: Lady Gaga


It's time for a guessing game!

The "person" in the photograph above is:

A) Lady GaGa

B) Xtina

C) The airplane pilot

D) Michael Jackson

It's a tough call, right?

But - if you guessed Our Lady GaGa, then give yourself a pat on the back!

Although we do agree, with that dark lipstick and with pants(!!!) on, GaGa could easily pass for her doppelganger, Christina Aguilera.

Causing even more confusion, she looks like she stole that jacket right off the pilot's seat and the single orange glove from Michael Jackson's garage sale!

We can't deal with Our Lady all covered up! Maybe with not one, but two songs in the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 this week, GaGa was finally able to afford more clothes!

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Fallon, Coming Soon! His First Week Will Include…. Filed under: TV News > Conan O'Brien > Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon is gearing up to prepare for the debut of his very own talk show next month.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon set to premiere on March 2nd, and set to join Fallon on day 1 will be Robert De Niro. The actor will also be joined by Van Morrison, who'll be performing.

Producer Michael Shoemaker said "I think in the case of Robert De Niro, he had a lot of [talk show] experience and he knows Jimmy well. Jimmy has done skits with De Niro on 'Saturday Night Live' and I think [De Niro] knows Jimmy will take care of him."

What does De Niro even have to promote right now?

As for his guests the rest of the week, those will include former coworker Tina Fey, Jon Bon Jovi, Cameron Diaz, Billy Crudup, Serena Williams, Ludacris, Donald Trump, Drew Barrymore, and Mario Batali.

Unfrotunately, the only one we're interested in watching is Tina Fey.

Shoemaker adds, "These [guests] aren't going to be someone Jimmy has never met," Shoemaker says. "It really wasn't for a 'comfort level' thing - he just happens to know amazing people."

As for the show, Fallon's in-house band will be The Roots, and the announcer will be SNL alum Steve Higgins.

We're kinda thinking Jimmy will bomb. What do U think?

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McCain Does Not Want To See The View Filed under: Barbara Walters > John McCain

John McCain did not appreciate his visit to The View last year, despite Hasselbitch's undying devotion.

Barbara Walters encountered the Senator at a recent dinner in Washington, D.C.

Babs recounts, "When we walked out and I saw him I said, 'Senator, so nice to see you. I hope you'll come on The View again.' And he looked at me and said, 'Not anytime soon.'"

We're sure he meant to say, "Not on your life, bitch," but it probably would have made Barbara explode and that would have ruined the dinner for everyone.

Rumor has it Elizabitch cried herself to sleep upon hearing the news.

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Quote of the Day Filed under: Quote of the Day > Zac Efron

"I'd love to take a year off and travel the world under the radar. I would love to do it really low-key. I wouldn’t need to stay in fancy hotels or anything; I just want to explore - but I don't know how I'd do it. Maybe I'd shave my head to try and go incognito? Yeah, that's what I'd do."

- Zac Efron, on taking a break from acting

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Pamela Anderson Takes Fashion Week Down A Notch Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Pamela Anderson


Ah, Pamela Anderson!

We can't live with you and we can't live without you!

The former Baywatch babe staggered strutted on the catwalk at the Richie Rich fashion show looking one desperate hot mess Wednesday night in New York.

Don't worry, they hosed the place down with Lysol after Pammy-Poo left the stage.

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Boys Night Out! Filed under: Brad Pitt > Sin City

A little birdie told us that the Jolie-Pitt guys, sans little Knox, had a night out on the town in Las Vegas on Wednesday.

Brad, Maddox and Pax were spotted at the 2000th show celebration of the Cirque du Soleil show KA.

The trio were accompanied by a family friend.

Poppa Pitt was spotted in his signature newsboy cap drinking a Heineken, while the youngins chowed down on popcorn.

Brad was seen leaving the show with a sleeping Pax in his arms.

Aw!

Sounds like a fun night was had by all!

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Girls Aloud to Sing at Dying Jade's Wedding Filed under: Anglophilia > Jade Goody > Girls Aloud

As we've previously mentioned, UK reality TV star Jade Goody has only been given a few weeks to months to live.

She's on a mission to live life to the ultimate fullest in the coming weeks and is set to wed her guy, Jack Tweed, this Sunday.

According to new reports, Jade's favorite band, Girls Aloud, will be singing at the wedding.

The Girls, Nadine, Nicola, Cheryl, Kimberly and Sarah, have been moved to tears by Jade's ordeal and wanted to do what they could to make her wedding as special as can be.

England's totally rallying behind the terminally ill star.

Earlier this week it was also revealed that the owner of Harrod's, Mohamed Al Fayed, gave Jade a $4,900 wedding dress.

It looks like Jade's big day is coming together nicely.

We're happy for her!

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E!'s Debbie Matenopoulos Wants Her Soon-to-Be Ex To Pay Up! Filed under: Legal Matters > Love Line

Even though she makes $225K a year, E! talking head Debbie Matenopoulos is seeking $12,558 in temporary monthly spousal support from her estranged husband, Jay Faires, to help pay for the home they once shared.

In a court order, Matenopoulos said, "It is imperative that the court order [Faires] to assist me in preserving [our home]. I will not allow [him] to force me into selling [it] as it has been my only solace during this tumultuous time."

She also alleges that Faires has not been fully honest about money he's earned prior to their split, "I believe [Faires] is or may be entitled to much more financially than what he has so far disclosed. I have also discovered that [he] may have other bank accounts, foreign and domestic, that he has not disclosed."

L.A. divorce attorney Lynn Soodik, who is NOT involved with Matenopoulos' case, said a spouse who doesn't fully disclose a certain asset risks losing it all to the other as a penalty.

What drama!

We totally get why people want a pre-nup before tying the knot…or not want to get married at all!

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Baby News For DeGeneres??? Filed under: Baby Blabber > Love Line > Ellen DeGeneres

Happy news for Ellen DeGeneres!

According to reports, Ellen and wife Portia de Rossi want to start their own family.

The happy couple apparently would love to have a child soon.

An insider tells Star magazine, "They would love a boy. But would truly be happy with any healthy baby." Adding that Portia "is prepared to go through it [IVF] 10 times if she has to. Whatever it takes to get pregnant, she'll do it. She's been changing her eating habits. Her goal is to gain a few pounds before they start the IVF process."

It has to be Portia. We can't really picture Ellen being the one preggers!

The source continues, "Ellen and Portia are mad about each other. And having a child together will only strengthen their bond."

Whose egg would they use? Probably Portia's too - Ellen should be menopausal by now!

As for the sperm donor, who would U like to see as the baby daddy?

Besides Brad Pitt!

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Rihanna Thinks Chris Brown's 'Apology' Sucks Ass Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Rihanna > Chris Brown

People close to pop star Rihanna have told the Chicago Sun-Times that she's "royally pissed off" at Chris Brown's 'apology'.

She called the statement ”cavalier and arrogant".

Further, she was appalled that while Brown stated he was "sorry and saddened … over what transpired" Brown did not declare any remorse or give any details about the couple's pre-Grammy bust up.

Rihanna is still recuperating in Barbados from the various injuries she sustained at the hands of Brown.

Hopefully she'll pick herself up and get back to work soon!

Sarah Palin Owes Tax $$$$$$!!!!!! Filed under: Oops! > Sarah Palin

We just can't get enough of our Sexy Sarah!

So we're glad that she keeps on making headlines!

Our little Presidential Wannabe (2012 y'all!) owes up to $18,000 in daily allowances, which, in the eyes of the Tax Man (he cometh!), count as income. So she best report that shiz!

The per diem payments mostly covered the costs of Sexy Sarah's 40 mile commute from her home in suburban Wasilla to her Anchorage office in lieu of taking up residency at the governor's mansion in Juneau.

Even after McCain's loss to Obama, Sarah requested $60 a day in all but 3 of her 19 daily allowance requests. The per diem payments are intended to cover meals and incidental expenses while traveling on state business.

Sarah also charged the state for her daughters' travel expenses to events they were not necessarily invited to.

The honeymoon is over, Sarah! Time to pony up!

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"); //--> SIGHting Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Anglophilia > Lily Allen Spotted: hard-pAArtying Brit Lily Allen and hard-pAArtying American, Lindsay Lohan, getting tattoos at 2:00 AM on Thursday morning at Shamrock Tattoos in West Hollywood.

Lily got "Shhhh" tattooed on her index finger.

P.S. No saMAN Ronson in sight.

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Cher Keeps It Tame In Vegas Filed under: Music Minute > Cher > Sin City

Despite performing in Vegas, Cher says she actually "lives like a nun," refraining from speech to preserve her voice, communicating via text and email instead - and not having much sex!

Going into the second phase of her Caesar's Palace residency, Cher revels in the infinite possibilities that the theater offers, because "anything that I came up with we could do, because this theatre is unbelievable."

But after her lavish shows, which include slinky costumes and extravagant theatrics, Cher bypasses the casinos, the Eiffel Tower drinks, the indoor smoking, and the 24/7 pAArty scene to take the 40 minute flight home to Los Angeles.

At 62, the singer - who can boast a hit for every decade - is more focused on work and has a new album in the works, which she describes as "a little bit more guitar-oriented, a little bit more like I Found Someone feeling, and there's some stuff that's still sort of guitar-oriented, but it's got a Southern feeling to it. You know, I just find songs that I like and then I do them and hopefully they make something cohesive."

We're sure it will be faaabulous, just like Jessie James!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Listen To This: Relax, Take It Easy! Filed under: Anglophilia > Listen To This

If you like Mika, then you will love FrankMusik.

His music just makes us feel good - and it reminds us of the Grace Kelly singer, only with a bit of a more dance vibe.

FrankMusik's new single, Better Off As Two, is the best song of his we have heard yet - and we can't wait to hear his whole album!

Better Off As Too is a delicious, retro-sounding stomper that will make you wanna play it on repeat all day and night long!

Check it out below and then CLICK HERE to listen to more songs from FrankMusic.



[Image via Louie Wanks.]

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Michael Phelps To Motivate Canada! Filed under: Canadialand > Zportz > Oprah Winfrey > Michael Phelps

We assume it'll probably cost you a pretty penny, but if you have some money to burn, Canadian peeps, you can get motivated by Olympic champ Michael Phelps!

On March 3rd, he's doing some motivational speaking session with Oprah's trainer, Bob Greene, in Calgary, and then on March 6th, a sesh in Vancouver with Opes' health expert, Dr. Mehmet Oz.

Wonder if pot plays a role in Phelps' motivational routine?

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Ready For Another Night In Chyna? We Are! Filed under: Chyna > Film Flickers > Oops!

Yes!!!

Didn't get enough out of your One Night in Chyna?

Well guess what?

You're in luck!

Because the WWF-wrestler-cum-reality-TV-trainwreck-cum-porn-star is releasing a sequel to her infamous sex tape.

How infamous? So infamous that Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer's first romp has broken sales records for Red Light District and was crowned Top Selling Release of the Year by AVN in 2006. According to the prez of Red Light, "the prospect of selling another one was a no-brainer."

Look for the film to hit shelves March 3rd!

More mangina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just Dance Butcher This Song! Filed under: Lady Gaga
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This is soooo wrong!

Kalomira was one of the finalists to represent Greece in the Eurovision song contest. And for her performance number in the finals, she did the most HOrrific medley of Lady GaGa's Just Dance and the Pussycat Dolls' When I Grow Up.

Painful!

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She even dresses like GaGa!

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GaGa Loses Her Pants Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Awardz > Lady Gaga

It's pretty apparent that Lady GaGa isn't a fan of wearing pants.

For her performance yesterday at the 2009 Brit Awards, the Just Dance chart-topper decided to go for a new look. GaGa was actually wearing pants! She was sporting some blue floral-print pants, with a chest plate, a Gladiator sleeve, and a hat.

She looked like an English tea set - or a character in Alice in Wonderland!

GaGa didn't realize she was being photographed during the dress rehearsal for her performance with the Pet Shop Boys. And once she found out that photos of her in her outfit had made their way online, the ever-resourceful singer decided to do something about it!

In a quick attempt to change things up, GaGa hit the stage - pantless.

Cuz that's how she rolls!

Hawt!

[Images via Getty Images.]

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Good News For Lance Filed under: Zportz > Lance Armstrong

As we mentioned earlier this week, Lance Armstrong's racing bike had been stolen!

His customized bicycle was stolen Saturday night from a tuck in Sacramento holding all 26 of his team's bikes as well. A report was then filed on Sunday to the Sacramento Police Department stating that Armstrong's - and three other bikes - had been stolen from the truck.

According to the police report, the thieves cut an exterior lock which secured the bikes inside the truck and were able to get away with those four.

But, some good news - Armstrong's bike has been found and turned in!

On Wednesday, a Sacramento resident drove to the police station and turned in a bicycle which he thought had been stolen from Lance. Detectives were able to confirm it was the missing bike.

The individual who turned it in has decided to remain anonymous, and no facts surrounding how the person got possession of the bike have been released since the investigation is still ongoing.

Wonder if the good samaritan will get the promised reward for turning it in? That is, of course, if he didn't steal it!

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